As I nursed my first cup of coffee this morning, an email arrived in my inbox inviting me to take part in the first annual Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace Day. Seriously.
Inspired by the Global Consciousness Project at Princeton University, the event organizers hope that “a huge influx of physical, mental and spiritual energy with conscious peaceful intent will not only show up on Princeton’s Random Event Generators, but will have profound positive effects that will change the violent state of the human world.”
To which I say: Why the fuck not? I am on vacation, after all.
For anyone who cares to join in the experiment, details are below. And, if you need a little, er, guidance, just watch this demonstration video.
WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone you know.
WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction.
WHEN? Winter Solstice Day - Friday, December 22nd, at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose.
WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm. There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!