A new computer, however modest, is a blank slate upon which your best works have yet to be written.
There is nothing quite so satisfying as removing the name of your ex from your email address book, knowing that you will never have need of it again.
Glitches are a part of life and therefore unavoidable.
Computers have replaced cars as our primary mode of transportation and fetish object; they are what we use to experience speed for its own sake.
You will always want more.