Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Random notes

Today, at 1:43 AM, The Smoking Section received its twenty-thousandth hit. In statistical terms, this means that my blog has an average-sized penis. I can live with that.

In other news, this explains a lot:

Virgo Month Ahead: Anyone who expresses ambition goes through the experience of taking something out on the world, or at least working something out on the world. We could ask what the world is for, if not for this. Gradually, anger gives way to a sense of clarity about one's goals, and past injuries start to be seen and felt in the context of the wisdom they offered you. For you, working and creating in the exterior world is vital to healing a division in your mind that results in an inner struggle that is, despite the challenges, best worked out in physical reality.

And I thought I was just being a complete bitch. Who knew?

Finally, a hearty fuck you to Canada’s evilest sitting premier. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

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