While I was away, I was tagged with several memes of varying origin. This one comes via Nick, who really should know better.
1. I was almost a concert pianist.
I studied classical piano for ten years, then gave it up for rock ‘n’ roll. My reasoning: more groupies.
2. I have never driven a car.
Like many urban teenagers, I never got around to getting a driver’s license. This is probably just as well since I won’t be able to afford a car until my early fifties.
3. I have a mole on my left hip.
Not one of those little pin-prick moles, although I must have at least fifty of those. No, this mole’s different: it’s bolder, saucier, with a certain je ne sais quoi. I should probably get it looked at.
4. I am hopelessly addicted to Smartfood.
5. Deep down (like, waaay down), I am really a utopian anarchist.
I believe that the government should provide all citizens with a guaranteed annual income of $25,000 per year. Anyone who wanted more money than that would be permitted to engage in paid employment. The rest of us would be free to spend our time doing things that don’t pay: e.g., smoking, blogging, art. Who’s with me?
Okay, uberfrau, you’re it...