Sunday, January 01, 2006

Drum roll, please...

Now that my hangover has subsided, my New Year’s resolutions:

  • I will not diet or take up yoga in 2006, nor will I make a feeble effort to learn a new language.
  • I will, however, bone up on my French by reading ni.vu.ni.connu regularly.
  • I plan to consume more or less the same amount of alcohol in 2006 as I did in 2005, although I could stand to drink slightly more coffee.
  • I have absolutely no intention of quitting smoking.
  • I will not read In Search of Lost Time or Finnegan’s Wake this year, and I almost certainly will not read anything by Tolstoy.
  • I will update my blogroll. Eventually.
  • I will produce a porn zine with Alice, which will take this year’s Expozine by storm.
  • I will have at least one tawdry affair in 2006, and this time I will blog about it.
  • I will not find my soul mate, my life path, or my calling, but I will find a nice pair of shoes.
  • I will finish my synthesis paper, and then I will kiss everyone I know.

4 comments:

Martine said...

Well in this case I better make the resolution of posting in French more often! ;-)

Vila H. said...

I assure you, Martine, it's a pleasure in any language...

Anonymous said...

While _Finnegan_ can probably wait until until you are a person of endless leisure and absolute pretentiousness, and Proust until absolute leisure, Tolstoy is good old nineteenth-century soap opera to which you might want to leave open an escape hatch in 2006.

J

Alice said...

Yeah for Porn!