Thursday, September 15, 2005

Today's horoscope

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Aggressive line-cutting at lunch today inspires you to be more assertive. There are many things to do this week, and you will be able to swiftly plow through them all if you abandon all pretense of being nice, courteous and giving two fucks about the feelings of others. For the next few days, permit yourself to become that pushy jerk off who elbows through the crowd on the subway platform in order to nab the first available seat. For once, dirty looks become the sign of a job well done.

1 comment:

dianna said...

I will now read this horoscope every week as it is eerily accurate. I was suposed to do soemthgn this wekeend, which I didn't and now my friend is really pissed of at me.