"I’m an ignorant art brat." -- The Hipless Boy
"In matters of the heart, I am little better than an eel." -- D.
"Research has found that monkeys display a level of empathy, which puts them higher on the evolutionary scale than Karl Rove." -- Bob
"Man, if you can get off for only 69 cents, you're doing pretty well for yourself. . ." -- Khansahib
"For once I am going to spend my money on something more concrete than a hangover." -- Septima
"It's been 3 months - I need a man.
Oops! Where did that come from?" -- Maz